I recently taught myself to make wreath bows. It's really easy, especially if you watch this YouTube video first and follow the directions. It may also cause you to speak with an accent. I have found this actually improves the overall appearance of the bow. Don't think too highly of yourself, though. It could result in gazing at the one you made and hung on your door, which is OK, that is, until someone catches you doing it. Like, say, your student worker.
If you have a bare wreath in your house you have no excuse now. I have done everything except provide you with ribbon. If you aren't resourceful enough to obtain that, well, I can't help you.
Cheers! 'Til next time.