Hatchet Man

Every neighborhood has people.  You know, the guy that always walks his dog that takes tiny steps, the mom who is only seen in her pjs, the mailman, the neighbor who is always grilling/doing yard work, the lady who always comes to your house and asks you to french braid her hair.....Well, in my neighborhood resides the guy who uses a hatchet to chop down trees in his flower bed.  Not only does he hatchet trees, he does so with FURY.  What amuses me the most is that Hatchet Man was in my flower bed, hatcheting down my dead tree; probably because Hatchet Man?  He lives in my house, and is married...to me.....