An important lesson I learned while killing time at Starbucks to avoid being present while a mystery realtor showed my apartment:
The barista will laugh at you if you order a "bacon egg and cheese cha-BAHT-uh thing."
I'm the opposite of cultured.
Don't even ask what happens when I try to order a gyro. Pain, I tell you.
I leave you with only the Starbucks lesson, until next time!