Tuesday, January 4, 2011


An important lesson I learned while killing time at Starbucks to avoid being present while a mystery realtor showed my apartment:

The barista will laugh at you if you order a "bacon egg and cheese cha-BAHT-uh thing."

I'm the opposite of cultured.

Don't even ask what happens when I try to order a gyro. Pain, I tell you.

I leave you with only the Starbucks lesson, until next time!

1 comment:

  1. I tend to point and say,
    "One of those please!"
    "Yes. THOSE."

    I had a croissant with ham and cheese the other day - I thought it was just a croissant. The filling was a surprise.