I would call it "Chronicles of a Homemaker" but I'm too relaxed (lazy) to write more than one.
It's totally stressful to get my to-do list (DVR list) completed during nap time, but, don't doubt my commitment to getting it done. I'm watching The Bachelorette like a maniac right now.
Let me just say that Juan Pablo speaks wisdom. He's just a simple guy looking for someone to share "the little things" with, in his words. Thank you, ABC, you made me stop and think about appreciating the small things (like Juan Pablo's....nice.....accent).
Let me point out that the to-do list does include dishes and laundry but I added eating peach cobbler just because I'm an overachiever. You're welcome. Or, actually, I'm welcome.
I still need to detail the makings of said cobbler, but the eating of the cobbler has made me sleepy and lazy so I'll leave you on the edge of you seat. OR I'll just use short phrases to re-cap. (I forgot what this is called and Google seems to have eaten the same amount of cobbler I did because it was of no help AT ALL when I googled "writing with verb phrases", which I'm not even sure these are called. (I just solved the mystery of the missing cobbler. I blamed my husband but it turns out Google is a sneaky biotch.))
Knife slipping. Peach juice dripping. Pie crust crumbling. Toddler playing. Toddler running. Pans piling. Toddler clinging. Time slowing. Peaches baking. Mommy eating. A Lot.
I made myself leave just the tiniest bit of cobbler for my husband. It's addictive, so that was a feat.
Back to the to-do.
PS-I hope you aren't looking for actual substance on this blog. You have to read my book to get that.
PPS-I don't have a book. JOKE'S ON YOU!