Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Mommy Math

Week two of half training plus a baby who thinks 2:00am to 4:00am is optimal play time multiplied by part time advising divided by a 6:00am alarm clock equals one hot triple grande toffee nut latte from Starbucks.

The quantity of the number of daily dishwasher cycles plus the times I fold clothes each week squared, divided by "x" equals the number of hours I get to adore my sweet girl. Solve for "x" when x=y+1. (y is the number of time ls my dear husband went to HEB for me).

I would do an equation about how the crowd at HEB has grown exponentially with the arrival of students to College Station but it would make my head explode. And it's already going to pop because one little corgi, who shall remain nameless, is standing on the back porch barking her tiny head off.

Well, the number of times said baby has been awakened by that corgi has just gone up, so I must leave you.

Cheers! 'til next time!

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