Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Handy Advice

From the desk of Rachel Sanchez:

Guess what?! It's the return of.......WORK BLOGGING! I have only a few things to say so let's get right down to business. Shall we?

I came to the realization today that my resume is buckets and loads better than some people's, even though it lists sarcasm as a skill. Excuse me? The fact that you were homecoming queen should not be anywhere NEAR your resume. Just a handy tip for you. You know who you are.

I have reconciled my idea of fall to the cold hard fact that it just won't be happening in Houston, nor will any type of weather resembling anything crisp or chilly occur. This morning I received a voicemail from a dear friend indicating that there was a blizzard in the north where he lives. Salt in the wound, I tell you, salt in the wound....

A good read for you is The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. A good meal for you is anything fried or battered, dipped in a tasty sauce. A good meal for me falls in that category and shall be named sweet and sour chicken. I need some. Need. A good task for you? Skipping. And finally, a good purchase for you: new dress clothes. Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. Unless the job you want is with the postal service and you currently work a desk job with a private company. Only do that on Friday, then you can pass for an overly enthusiastic person who showed up to work dressed for Halloween.

Until next time!

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